Pinoy Slang from A to Z

A - Abususo (ah-bu-su-so) n. The act of forcefully mashing a woman’s breast

B - Badoditz (badoditz) v. Corney

C - Chamimak (pronounciation unavailable) n. Dried libag in the singit

D - Dugwet (dug-wet) n. Blood stain due to mensturation overflow (dugo sa pwet)

E - Esturero (pronounciation unavailable) adj. Sinungaling

F - Fannerz (pronounciation unavailable) n. Funny people

G - Gerbaks (jer backs) n. Manure

H - Hayuf (hah-yoof) interj. An expression of marvel to something or someone. This can be negative or positive depending on how the word is used.

I - Inlapi (in-la-pi) adj. In love ang putang ina (oopss sorry for the words)

J - Jabar (pronounciation unavailable) Pawis na bumakat sa damit lalo na sa may parteng kili-kili

K - Kachichas (pronounciation unavailable) Very offensive foot odor

L - Labshoo (pronounciation unavailable) Love you!

M - Majontot (pronounciation unavailable) adj. Mabaho

N - Ngyek (ngyek) adj. Babaeng maganda na may buhok sa kilikili

O - Otabotabastignal (pronounciation unavailable) interj. Bato bato sa langit ang tamaan wag magagalit

P - Pakakak (pah-kah-kak) n. Another term for "pokpok" meaning bitch

Q - Quebz (pronounciation unavailable) Paki ko

R - Regalog (/re.galog/) v. form ‘regalo" (gift) and ‘alog’ (shake); the act of shaking a gift (usually in a box) in order to know what is inside it.

S - Samsam (sam-sam) v. Pag lamutak

T - Tipips (ti-pips) n. Fifty pesos

U - Ubal (pronounciation unavailable) n. Libag na maitim sa batok ng matabang lalaki/babae

V - Volvol (pronounciation unavailable) n. Pubic hair found in a car

W - Wapakels (wa-pa-kels) v. Idontcare, walang pakelam

X - Xcrotuum (eks-kro-tuum) n. A group of handsome college students

Y - Yaknot (pronounciation unavailable) adj. Isang expression na kung saan ayaw ng isang tao ang pagkain, bagay, hayop at tao dahil kadiri!!! yucks!!! honey maligo ka naman!!! yaknot!!!

Z - Zamot (pronounciation unavailable) Kakainis na nakakabwisit

Taken from http://pinoyslang.com/

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Bye Bye by Mariah Carey

This is for my peoples who just lost somebody
Your best friend, your baby, your man or your lady
Put your hand way up high
We will never say bye (no, no, no)
Mammas, daddys, sisters, brothers, friends and cousins
This is for my peoples who lost their grandmothers
Lift your head to the sky
‘Coz we will never say bye

As a child there were them times
I didn’t get it but you kept me in line
I didn’t know why you didn’t show up some times
On Sunday mornings saying I miss you
But I’m glad we talked through
All them wrongful things separation brings
You never let me know it, you never let it show
Because you loved me and obviously
There’s so much more left so say
If you were with me today face to face

I never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on like
“I wish I could talk to you for awhile”
“Miss you but I try not to cry”
As time goes by
And as soon as you reached a better place
Still I’ll give the world to see your face
And we were here next to you
It feels like you’re gone too soon
Now the hardest thing to do is say bye bye

(Bye bye bye bye bye bye) x3

Bye bye

And you never got a chance to see how good I’ve done
And you never got to see me back at number one
I wish that you were here to celebrate together
I wish that we could spend the holidays together
I remember when you used to tuck me in at night
With the Teddy Bear you gave me that I held so tight
I thought you were so strong
You’d make it through whatever
It’s so hard to accept the fact you’re gone forever

I never knew I could hurt like this
And everyday life goes on like
“I wish I could talk to you for awhile”
“Miss you but I try not to cry”
As time goes by
And as soon as you reached a better place
Still I’ll give the world to see your face
Am standing right here next to you
It feels like you’re gone too soon
Now the hardest thing to do is say bye bye

(Bye bye bye bye bye bye) x3

This is for my peoples who just lost somebody
Your best friend, your baby, your man or your lady
Put your hand way up high
We will never say bye (no, no, no)
Mammas, daddys, sisters, brothers, friends and cousins
This is for my peoples who lost their grandmothers
Lift your head to the sky
‘Coz we will never say bye, bye

I never knew I could hurt like this (I never knew it)
And everyday life goes on like (everyday of my life I wish)
“I wish I could talk to you for awhile” (I wish)
“Miss you but I try not to cry”
As time goes by (I wish, I wish as time goes by)
And as soon as you reached a better place
Still I’ll give the world to see your face
And we were here next to you
It feels like you’re gone too soon
Now the hardest thing to do is say bye bye

(Its hard to say bye bye bye bye bye bye
So come on somebody sing it with me
Wave your hands up high
Hey hey, this if for my peoples who just lost somebody
So this is for everybody
You put your hand to the sky
‘Coz we will never say bye bye)

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How To Live Your Life

1. Just for today, do not anger.

2. Just for today, do not worry.

3. Just for today, count your blessings.

4. Just for today, live honestly.

5. Just for today, be kind to every living thing.

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How much of the Philippines have you visited?

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While browsing the net.. i found this website which shows how much have you travelled around the Philippines.. and i can say there’s still a lot to see in our native land..

To get your own result.. you can visit LAKBAYAN here.

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A Hint at Unconditional Love

Source: California Psychics

We all yearn for the precious gift, of unconditional love yet few of us ever receive it, and fewer are actually able to give it. We want to exist within our imperfect selves with our significant others, our family, our friends… accepting us for who we really are and loving us in spite of ourselves.

Yet this type of love remains aloof peeking in and out of relationships. And to many, it seemingly never stakes its claim for too long. Though some relationships contain elements of unconditional love, not many are based on the priceless, yet mysterious and mutually empowering emotion.

What exactly is unconditional love?
Most relationships claim to be "full of love" and the participants in these relationships actually believe that they love their partners unconditionally. However, if there is some "stipulation" to your love then you do not love them unconditionally. You must decide to accept the other as they are overall, and then proceed to "fall in love with the whole individual."

I love you
You can’t just say, "I love them because they do this… have this… treat me this way," citing all the plusses in your partner. You must also love them even though they do this, don’t have that and at times, may treat you a certain way. Of course there are attributes that we desire and do not desire in a partner, but when it comes to unconditional loving, if you are capable of granting it to this particular person, then you must have a broad acceptance of and sensitivity towards your partner.

The nitty gritty
There is power in learning to love someone unconditionally. It enables the lover to develop and grow emotionally. It removes blockages from one’s own heart, enabling it to wander, explore, discover and become inspired. As the lover loves unconditionally, they become able to move past instilled beliefs, traditional concepts, and influenced behaviors. The development of this capacity requires self-confidence, acceptance of self, emotional stability and courage. Furthermore, acquiring the ability to love unconditionally is a process that affects the emotional, mental and spiritual levels of one’s existence.

Be free
On an emotional level, loving someone unequivocally enables us to remove the restrictions of what we think we need, want and desire from another and replace them with the opportunity to actually discover what the object of our affection can give us. On a mental level, we open our minds to alternative views, practices and processes of giving and receiving love from another. And on a spiritual level, we allow our inner spirit to connect with another, despite whatever characteristics our lover’s ego chooses to exhibit.

Ultimately, unconditional love is about relinquishing control and discarding any expectations. Simply accept love, give love and be surprised by where the force may lead you (both!). It’s probably to a far greater place than you could ever have imagined.

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Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis

Closed off from love
I didn’t need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you’re frozen

But something happened
For the very first time with you
My heart melts into the ground
Found something true
And everyone’s looking round
Thinking I’m going crazy

But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
My heart’s crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

Trying hard not to hear
But they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
Try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that the goal
Is to keep me from falling

But nothing’s greater
Than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe

But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
My heart’s crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

And it’s draining all of me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I’ll be wearing these scars
For everyone to see

I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
My heart’s crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love

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Much Has Been Said by Bamboo

Much has been said
Said you never leave
Why’d it have to be
Harder than it had to be
Don’t you throw blame
You were a part of this
Wasn’t suppose to end
With us just walking away
So many times we tried
Holding on to the pain but in my baby’s eyes I see my shame
Asking why you had to leave
Wasn’t I strong enough to make you see
That the biggest part of this
It’s not about you and me
But just be wrong if we held on
Maybe tomorrow we’ll find
A taste for the old days hard lessons
We’ve left behind
This mirrors an open door
I can barely stand to see myself
I don’t know what to do anymore
I’m crying out for help
Ohh lord
Much has been said
Will I never learn
Keeping my fingers crossed
Praying for my luck to turn
But I can’t complain
I’m living it easy
Job’s keeping me busy
Going crazy
Can’t describe the way it felt
When you left said your goodbyes
It just seems crazy for me to think
That I’ll find love a second time
But we all know how it all wraps up in the end
Maybe tomorrow we’ll find
Ohhh lord…
What am I leaving behind
Sweet how we see the big picture when your life’s not on the line
I know the way out but do you see what I see
A tortured life always second guessing the bookie
Put money on the table thought that was all I had to do
Never came home
Never said a word to you
No one ever said it was going to be easy…
Easy start over again this time this time
Let’s do it right
Start over again this time this time
Let’s keep the fires burning

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Stupid Test

I tried the stupidity test at www.stupidtester.com coz some thinks i’m stupid.. i wanted to know if i really am that stupid.. here are the results..

Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

17% scored higher (more stupid),
2% scored the same, and
81% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 81% stupid. This means…

Get help. School is cool you know! You should check it out.

Stupidity Score Requirements

Status Needed Score
??? 0 - 9
Pretty Smart 10 - 24
Fairly Smart 25 - 39
Kinda Average 40 - 59
A Little Stupid 60 - 79
Kinda Stupid 80 - 89
??? 90 - 94
??? 95 - 100

i guess i’m just kinda stupid..

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Time vs Love

A boy asked God what is the most important thing to give to someone…

God answered : “Time” my child.

But why time and not Love?

Love, you can give that, you can have that, you can share that to anybody… but with time, you can’t stop it or control it. Most important, you can never bring back the time that has passed by.

So spend your time wisely and cherish it while you still have it.

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Realize by Colbie Caillat

V1: Take time to realize,
That your warmth is
Crashing down on in.
Take time to realize,
That I am on your side
Didn’t I, Didn’t I tell you.

But I can’t spell it out for you,
No it’s never gonna be that simple
No I cant spell it out for you

C: If you just realize what I just realized,
Then we’d be perfect for each other
and will never find another
Just realized what I just realized
we’d never have to wonder if
we missed out on each other now.

V2: Take time to realize
Oh-oh I’m on your side
didn’t I, didn’t I tell you.
Take time to realize
This all can pass you by
Didn’t I tell you

But I can’t spell it out for you,
no it’s never gonna be that simple
no I can’t spell it out for you.

C: If you just realized what I just realized
then we’d be perfect for each other
then we’d never find another
Just realized what I just realized
we’d never have to wonder if
we missed out on each other now.

V3: It’s not always the same
no it’s never the same
if you don’t feel it too.
If you meet me half way
If you would meet me half way.
It could be the same for you.

C: If you just realize what I just realized
then we’d be perfect for each other
then we’d never find another
Just realize what I just realized
we’d never have to wonder
Just realize what I just realized

If you just realize what I just realized

OoOoOOo

missed out on each other now
missed out on each other now

Realize, realize
realize, realize

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