Zukurin

Here some of the songs with misheard lyrics hahaha..

 

Like a virgin by Madonna

Misheard:                Like a virgin touched for the thirty first time

Real:                       Like a virgin touched for the very first time

 

Addicted to love by Robert Palmer

Misheard:               Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove

Real:                       Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.

 

Losing my religion by REM

Misheard:               Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight.

Real:                      That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight.

 

Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana

Misheard:               Here we are now in containers

Real:                      Here we are now, entertain us

 

Centerfold by J. Geils Band

Misheard:               My anus is the center hole

Real:                       My angel is a centerfold

 

Getting Jiggy with it by Will Smith

Misheard:               Kick a chicken with it

Real:                      Gettin jiggy with it

 

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Misheard:               The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee….

Real:                       Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me…

 

Hollaback Girls by Gwen Stefani

Misheard:               I ain’t no Harlem black girl

Real:                      I ain’t no holla back girl.

 

We built this city by Starship

Misheard:               We built this city on the wrong damn road.

Real:                       We built this city on rock and roll.

 

Wanna Be by Spice Girls

Misheard:              If you wanna do my mother,
                             You gotta get her a Benz

Real:                     If you wannabe my lover
                             You gotta get with my friends

 

Smooth by Santana

Misheard:               Man, it’s a hot one
                              Like seven midgets in the midday sun.

Real:                      Man, it’s a hot one
                               Like seven inches from the midday sun.

 

Barbie Girl by Aqua

Misheard:               Come on body lets go potty

Real:                       Come on Barbie lets go party

 

Africa by Toto

Misheard:                I left my brains down in Africa

Real:                       I bless the rains down in Africa

 

You oughta know by Alanis Morissette

Misheard:               It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me…

Real:                       It’s not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me…

 

Underneath your clothes by Shakira

Misheard:               There’s the man I chose
                              There’s my Teletubbie

Real:                      There’s the man I chose
                              There’s my territory

 

Hotel California by Eagle

Misheard:               What a nice surprise
                              When your rabbit dies.

Real:                      What a nice surprise
                              Bring your alibis

 

Baby One More Time by Britney Spears

Misheard:               Hit it, baby, from behind.

Real:                      Hit me, baby, one more time.

 

Girls just wanna have fun by Cindy Lauper

Misheard:               O mamma dear, I’m not the virgin I was.

Real:                       Oh mother dear, we’re not the fortunate ones

 

Blue by Eiffel65

Misheard:               I’m blue and I believe I will die if I eat apple pie.

Real:                       I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da

 

Stayin Alive by Beegees

Misheard:               Hell, you can tell right away I abuse my rock, I’m a woman, man, go climb the clock…”

Real:                       Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time for talk…”

 

Beat it by Michael Jackson

Misheard:               show them hot monkey

Real:                       show them how funky

 

Without you by Mariah Carey

Misheard:               I can’t forget the semen on your face as you were leaving.

Real:                       I can’t forget this evening or your face as you were leaving.

 

Rehab by Amy Winehouse

Misheard:               I ain’t got the time but my daddy thinks I’m blond
                              He’s trying to make me go to rehab but I go ‘no no no’
                              The man said ‘why you think you hit’
                              I said ‘I gotta know my dear
                              I’m gonna, I’m gonna poop my baby
                              so I always keep a b

Real:                      I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine
                              He’s tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go go go
                              The man said ‘why do you think you here’
                              I said ‘I got no idea
                              I’m gonna, I’m gonna lose my baby
                              so I always keep a bottle near’
                              He said ‘I just think your depressed,
                              this me, yeah baby, and the rest’

 

I’ll be by Edwin Mc Cain

Misheard:               I’ll be your crying soul digger,
                              And I’ll be love’s CSI,
                              I’ll be better than an old digger,
                              And I’ll be the greatest fan of your wife.

Real:                      I’ll be your crying shoulder,
                              And I’ll be love’s suicide,
                              I’ll be better when I’m older,
                              And I’ll be the greatest fan of your life.

 

Creep by Radiohead

Misheard:               I’m a creep, I’m a weiner

Real:                      I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo

 

London Bridge by Fergie

Misheard:               London London B*tch

Real:                      London London bridge

 

I kissed the girl by Katy Perry

Misheard:               I kissed a girl and I liked it
                              The taste of her cherry chopstick

Real:                      I kissed a girl and I liked it
                              The taste of her cherry chap stick