Things not to say to your boyfriend
- Will you hold my purse?
- Can’t we just be friends?
- I’m pregnant.. just kidding!
- My last boyfriend was a little bigger
- I betcha I can fart louder than you can!
- You’ll meet my dad.. as soon as he’s paroled.
- Do you think these cold sores could be something serious?
- I’ve been thinking a lot about entering the convent.
- I tell my mom EVERYTHING!
- Why can’t you be more sensitive?
- I betcha I’ve been with more guys than you have with girls!
- Stop hangin out with your friends and spend MORE time with me!
- My ex-boyfriend is serving time for armed robbery.
- What’s more important to you? Me.. or basketball?!?
- It’s not stalking if you really, really, really love someone.
- Would you mind if I saw other people?
- “Easy” is just a nickname I picked up in school.
- You need to get a cellphone so I can call you ALL the time!
- I’ve already picked up names for our children.
- Could you just run into the store and grab me a box of pads?
Haaayy!!! Sensya na wala lang magawa sa boring kong araw..
