Zukurin

Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they’re calling time.
Con Tequila, Con Tequila, Con Tequila,
Con Tequila when they’re calling time.

Ode to Jose the curse of Cuervo,
So hard to say no though it gives one the fever,
(Con Tequila) Oh con Tequila
(Con Tequila) Oh con Tequila
That’s the curse of Sierra sunrise and Margarita,
They’ll break your heart in the desert heat
(Con Tequila) Oh con tequila
(Con Tequila) They make me feel…

They’ll tell you you’re sober,
(And tell you you’re thirsty)
Over…
(They’ll tell you you’re fine)
That you’re sober,
(Pretends to be friendly)
Over…

Then the curse of Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they’re calling time,
That’s the curse of
Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they’re calling time
That’s the curse of Tequila

If there’s a lot on your mind it’s there to help you forget,
To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,
First sip makes you well before you know it’s time,
And you’re saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime,
Salt, lemon and lime, time

Tequila,
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they’re calling time,
That’s the curse of
Tequila
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they’re calling time
That’s the curse of Tequila
It makes me happy
Con Tequila
Con Tequila when they’re calling time
Con Tequila
Con Tequila
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
Con Tequila when they’re calling time

Tequila

Don’t stray

Don’t ever go away

I should be much too smart for this

You know it gets the better of me

Sometimes

When you and I collide

I fall into an ocean of you

Pull me out in time

Don’t let me drown

Let me down

I say it’s all because of you

And here I go

Losing my control

I’m practicing your name

So I can say it to your face

It doesn’t seem right

To look you in your eye

Let all the things you mean to me

Come tumbling out my mouth

Indeed it’s time

To tell you why

I say it’s infinitely true

Say you’ll stay

Don’t come and go

Like you do

Sway my way

Yeah I need to know

All about you

And there’s no cure

And no way to be sure

Why everythings turned inside out

Instilling so much doubt

It makes me so tired

I feel so uninspired

My head is battling with my heart

My logic has been torn apart

And now it all turns sour

Come sweeten

Every afternoon

Say you’ll stay

Don’t come and go

Like you do

Sway my way

Yeah I need to know

All about you (2x)

It’s all because of you

It’s all because of you

Now it all turns sour

Come sweeten

Every afternoon

It’s time

To tell you why

I say it’s infinitely true

Say you’ll stay

Don’t come and go

Like you do

Sway my way

Yeah I need to know

All about you (2x)

It’s all because of you

It’s all because of you

It’s all because of you

She’s staring at me, I’m sitting
wondering what she’s thinking
Ummm Nobody’s talking, cause’ talking just
turns into screaming (Oooo)
And now yes I’m yelling over her, she yelling over me,
all that that means is neither of us are listening,
and what’s even worse, that we don’t even
remember why we’re fighting

So both of us are mad for nothing, (fighting for)
nothing, (crying for)
nothing, (oohh)

When we won’t let it go for nothing, (come back for) nothing,
it should be nothing
to a love like what we got oh baby

I know some times it’s gonna rain,
But baby can we make up now
cause’ I can’t sleep through the pain
(can’t sleep through the pain)
girl I don’t want to go to bed, mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad at me
no I don’t want to go to bed mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad at me (oh noo)

Umm
and it gets me upset girl when you’re constantly accusing
(asking questions like you already know)
hey we’re fighting this war baby when both of us are losing
(this ain’t the way that love is
supposed to go, whatever happened to
working it out?)
We fall into this place where you ain’t backin
down, and I ain’t backin down,
so what the hell do we do now?

So its all for nothing, (fighting for)
nothing, (crying for)
nothing… (oohh)

When we won’t let it go for nothing, nothing,
it should be nothing
to a love like what we got oh baby

I know some times it’s gonna rain,
But baby can we make up now
cause’ I can’t sleep through the pain
(can’t sleep through the pain)
girl I don’t want to go to bed mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad at me
no I don’t want to go to bed mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad at me (oh noo)

Oh baby this love ain’t gone be
perfect, (perfect perfect oh no)
And just how good it’s gonna be
We can fuss and we can fight long as
everythings alright between us before
we go to sleep…

Baby we’re gonna be…

Yah…. Baby….

ohhhh….ohhhh

I know some times it’s gonna rain,
But baby can we make up now
cause’ I can’t sleep through the pain
(can’t sleep through the pain)
girl I don’t want to go to bed mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad at me
no I don’t want to go to bed mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad
at me (oh noo, nooo, noo)

Your rights in a relationship:

If you are in a relationship, you must be treated with respect, which means your partner:

• is willing to compromise
• lets you feel comfortable being yourself
• is able to admit to being wrong
• tries to resolve conflict by talking honestly
• enables you to feel safe being with them
• respects your feelings, your opinions and your friends
• accepts you saying no to things you don’t want to do
• accepts you changing your mind
• respects your wishes if you want to end the relationship

When someone loves you, you feel valued, respected and free to be yourself. You shouldn’t be made to feel intimidated or controlled.

Think about your relationship - do you feel respected?

Here some of the songs with misheard lyrics hahaha..

Like a virgin by Madonna

Misheard:                Like a virgin touched for the thirty first time

Real:                       Like a virgin touched for the very first time

Addicted to love by Robert Palmer

Misheard:               Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove

Real:                       Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.

Losing my religion by REM

Misheard:               Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight.

Real:                      That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight.

Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana

Misheard:               Here we are now in containers

Real:                      Here we are now, entertain us

Centerfold by J. Geils Band

Misheard:               My anus is the center hole

Real:                       My angel is a centerfold

Getting Jiggy with it by Will Smith

Misheard:               Kick a chicken with it

Real:                      Gettin jiggy with it

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Misheard:               The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee….

Real:                       Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me…

Hollaback Girls by Gwen Stefani

Misheard:               I ain’t no Harlem black girl

Real:                      I ain’t no holla back girl.

We built this city by Starship

Misheard:               We built this city on the wrong damn road.

Real:                       We built this city on rock and roll.

Wanna Be by Spice Girls

Misheard:              If you wanna do my mother,
                             You gotta get her a Benz

Real:                     If you wannabe my lover
                             You gotta get with my friends

Smooth by Santana

Misheard:               Man, it’s a hot one
                              Like seven midgets in the midday sun.

Real:                      Man, it’s a hot one
                               Like seven inches from the midday sun.

Barbie Girl by Aqua

Misheard:               Come on body lets go potty

Real:                       Come on Barbie lets go party

Africa by Toto

Misheard:                I left my brains down in Africa

Real:                       I bless the rains down in Africa

You oughta know by Alanis Morissette

Misheard:               It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me…

Real:                       It’s not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me…

Underneath your clothes by Shakira

Misheard:               There’s the man I chose
                              There’s my Teletubbie

Real:                      There’s the man I chose
                              There’s my territory

Hotel California by Eagle

Misheard:               What a nice surprise
                              When your rabbit dies.

Real:                      What a nice surprise
                              Bring your alibis

Baby One More Time by Britney Spears

Misheard:               Hit it, baby, from behind.

Real:                      Hit me, baby, one more time.

Girls just wanna have fun by Cindy Lauper

Misheard:               O mamma dear, I’m not the virgin I was.

Real:                       Oh mother dear, we’re not the fortunate ones

Blue by Eiffel65

Misheard:               I’m blue and I believe I will die if I eat apple pie.

Real:                       I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da

Stayin Alive by Beegees

Misheard:               Hell, you can tell right away I abuse my rock, I’m a woman, man, go climb the clock…”

Real:                       Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time for talk…”

Beat it by Michael Jackson

Misheard:               show them hot monkey

Real:                       show them how funky

Without you by Mariah Carey

Misheard:               I can’t forget the semen on your face as you were leaving.

Real:                       I can’t forget this evening or your face as you were leaving.

Rehab by Amy Winehouse

Misheard:               I ain’t got the time but my daddy thinks I’m blond
                              He’s trying to make me go to rehab but I go ‘no no no’
                              The man said ‘why you think you hit’
                              I said ‘I gotta know my dear
                              I’m gonna, I’m gonna poop my baby
                              so I always keep a b

Real:                      I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine
                              He’s tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go go go
                              The man said ‘why do you think you here’
                              I said ‘I got no idea
                              I’m gonna, I’m gonna lose my baby
                              so I always keep a bottle near’
                              He said ‘I just think your depressed,
                              this me, yeah baby, and the rest’

I’ll be by Edwin Mc Cain

Misheard:               I’ll be your crying soul digger,
                              And I’ll be love’s CSI,
                              I’ll be better than an old digger,
                              And I’ll be the greatest fan of your wife.

Real:                      I’ll be your crying shoulder,
                              And I’ll be love’s suicide,
                              I’ll be better when I’m older,
                              And I’ll be the greatest fan of your life.

Creep by Radiohead

Misheard:               I’m a creep, I’m a weiner

Real:                      I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo

London Bridge by Fergie

Misheard:               London London B*tch

Real:                      London London bridge

I kissed the girl by Katy Perry

Misheard:               I kissed a girl and I liked it
                              The taste of her cherry chopstick

Real:                      I kissed a girl and I liked it
                              The taste of her cherry chap stick

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Can a stupid person be a smart-alec?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?

If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why do they call it “chili” if it’s hot?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Hmmmmmm… esep esep esep esep…

• Will you hold my purse?
• Can’t we just be friends?
• I’m pregnant.. just kidding!
• My last boyfriend was a little bigger
• I betcha I can fart louder than you can!
• You’ll meet my dad.. as soon as he’s paroled.
• Do you think these cold sores could be something serious?
• I’ve been thinking a lot about entering the convent.
• I tell my mom EVERYTHING!
• Why can’t you be more sensitive?
• I betcha I’ve been with more guys than you have with girls!
• Stop hangin out with your friends and spend MORE time with me!
• My ex-boyfriend is serving time for armed robbery.
• What’s more important to you? Me.. or basketball?!?
• It’s not stalking if you really, really, really love someone.
• Would you mind if I saw other people?
• “Easy” is just a nickname I picked up in school.
• You need to get a cellphone  so I can call you ALL the time!
• I’ve already picked up names for our children.
• Could you just run into the store and grab me a box of pads?

Haaayy!!! Sensya na wala lang magawa sa boring kong araw..

You are a creative, resourceful person. You can easily entertain yourself, and you make the best of any situation.

You are always increasing your awareness of the world around you. You are a life long learner.

You are not a fair person in the least. Justice be damned - you get whatever you can for yourself.

You are a calm, peaceful person. You realize that arguments are only temporary, and you try to give people the benefit of the doubt.

You have mixed feelings about authority figures. You understand their place, but you believe their power needs to be in check.

You are somewhat focused, but you are also a bit scatterbrained. Distractions can get you in trouble.

You are a very responsible and conscientious person. You often consider the feelings and needs of others.

Your ego is a healthy size. You don’t think you’re more important than anyone else.

Check how your driving says about you too at –> http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourdrivingsayaboutyouquiz/

I’m one of those unlucky people who always get being attracted to mosquitoes and end up having not only a few but a lot of big, itchy, swelling mosquito bites. I got, oh, about a dozen or two of them last Saturday. And that’s  on the right leg only ‘coz there’s a dozen more on my left leg. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! The biggest one is conveniently located on my right foot were it itches the most. Right now I’m on ibuprofen and maybe gonna try a topical antihistamine or siguro caladryl to get rid of the swelling. Haaaayy! My legs are now like those itsy bitsy tiny weeny not yellow but red polka dots bikini L.. Any suggestions or tips on how to get rid of them?

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…

I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I’ve learned that ex’s are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it

I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

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